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| - Every Calgarians Right of Passage is their first time at the Stampede.
Tourists come to get drunk, eat greasy food and sleep in the street.
Locals dress like hicks, brag about Calgary, get drunk and sleep in the street.
Yes, there's the issue of Overpriced everything, as well as the few dozen who complain about it, but hell, it's fun.
My only beef with the Stampede (hur hur, Beef. Stampede. Cows. I made a pun!)
is the Rodeo, and that's because some poor animal always ends up getting injured and/or killed every year. ;__;
Other than that, I'm a sucker for the mini donuts, deep fried food, and the rides.
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