This is your prototypical dirty, cheap and fast chinese take out. And they're open until like 11 during the weekdays which is a rarity downtown. When you call in an order they don't even both to tell you how long it'll take b/c by the time walk downstairs from your apartment and get anywhere near the place your order is always ready. Is this a bit shady? Of course. Gotta love it.
Typical gigantic chinese restaurant menu with dozens of items and some convoluted system of coded numbers and letters signifying which order, combination plate or whatever you ordered. I've found the chow fun and the pot stickers to be pretty solid though.
For all the Kobayashis out there, they have a cheap lunch buffet as well.