After four and a half long years of living in Lakewood, I believe I have found the best pizza place in this lovely burg, namely this eatery, possibly named after a vulgar sex act.
Seriously, I have found this place to be the most consistent and tasty take-out pizza in town. The search for such a joint has drained my wallet and expanded my pants size, but GODDAMMIT I finally did it.
Seriously, though, that name isn't doing you any favors.