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  • In Alessia Cara's words "I'll be ova here" I didn't want to come, but did for my friends The crowds of youngins had me frettin' in fear But at first, I gotta admit, it wasn't the end, Of the world. You see, i was trippin' 'cuz i thought 'My gawd, this is guna suck so much' But in consideration of what I bought I gotta say it was not as bad as such Though to be honest my friends were reeling Into a mid-life-crisis way too early Had me thinking, had me feeling Things I thought I'd never feel, surely But if it had to come to this i'm glad That my friends chose this place 'Cuz even though it got pretty bad I'd say, before that, this was a kool space And I guess for the price it was pretty damn decent Though their bar talents lack beyond words No smirnoff ice, no caesers, no mixology recent And the dj blows, not worth "u should've heard" My friends had fun and danced to the 80s The MC was chill, but the DJ just sloppy With some spice girls and tunes from the 70s seemed lazy And after 11 the songs went hip-hop-y So as the youngins poured in, in numbers a many I took my cue to go home and headed To grab my coat and pay my last penny In the taxi I realized "Not as bad as I dreaded". ------------- Installment 3 of poetry reviews. All in all: if you're over 30 and have a slight pang for a night out dancing to remind you of your 20s, go ahead and check this place out on a Saturday between 7pm to 11pm. Then get the hell outta there 'cuz it be crazy.
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