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  • If you gotta buy a weird variety of shit but only have time to make one stop then look no further than Blue Banana Market which looks like a dollar store from the outside but don't let that deter you because inside you'll find a tasteful hoarder situation where said hoarder collects the most fascinating array of retail items you will ever find under one roof and you could probably spend several hours in there buying gifts for anyone on literally any list, like do you know someone who can't taste anything without dousing it in 50 varieties of hot sauce, or perhaps you need to buy something for an iPhone case collector who already has every iPhone case every created, or maybe a blueberry flavoured marshmallow as long as your arm, or a set of penis shaped straws for your bachelorette party, or maybe a giant pillow that looks like a cat's head, or maybe the worst Donald Trump themed series of greeting cards to ever get printed alongside beautiful handmade cards that would make your mom cry, well all of this and more can be found with just one stop at the Blue Banana Market shop and whoever keeps track of the inventory at this place deserves a god damn raise.
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