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  • So I'm in Vegas, craving ice cream ... what is a pregnant woman to do? Consult with Yelp, that's what! So I check with my good ol' pal Yelp to see where I can satisfy said craving, and it tells me Luv-It Frozen Custard is a 4 star, 518 review type of place. So I say, ok Yelp, I'll check it out, and subsequently force my loving husband to drive me to this place STAT. We arrive, and I think to myself, this can't be! Luv-It Frozen Custard is in the scariest areas of Las Vegas (well to an outsider like me). I seriously feared for my life!!! OK, mayyyybe not that seriously, but it was pretty bad! TOTAL, COMPLETE, ABSOLUTE, hole-in-the-wall! So I start to think about how bad I want this ice cream ... BAD. I get out of the car ... dun dun dun, CASH ONLY! I turn around and ask my increasingly loving husband to go to the gas station next door to get me cash so I can satisfy this seemingly death-wish inducing craving. He runs back to me with cash and hurries back in the car. I tell him to lock the doors while I'm ordering. I walk up to the window, order, and quickly run back to the car and lock myself in. I see the girl poke her head out the window, so I unlock the car and walk back up. She hands me my ice cream, then shuts the window promptly as I am running back to my car to get the hell out of there. I try the ice cream ... MEH! Just MEH! I've had much better at Yogurtland! I ordered the Banana Split because it said fresh strawberries and they were most certainly not fresh! This 4 star average is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy overrated! It's more like a 2 1/2 star place, if that. In conclusion, this near death experience was most certainly not worth the frozen custard! Furthermore, I will not be allowing my pregnancy cravings to persuade me this way again, hopefully!
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