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| - This place is something right out of MAD TV or some other 3rd rate sketch comedy show. Its my most bizarre bar experience in 13 years of dutiful service to pubs, nightclubs, dance halls, ale houses, lounges, beer gardens, watering holes, saloons, public houses, taverns, taprooms, and even quinceneras around the country and in lands afar.
If you are here for the unintentional comedy of watching wolfpacks of 45-60 year old single (hoping) men hound on cheaply dressed menopausal prey then you will have a blast in the same way watching the hyenas hump at the zoo is entertaining. If you are here to get rowdy and dance and w00t, then its best you get in your Honda and drive over to Devils North.
I'm not even sure how we ended up here one night, but I think my buddy Cody had something to do with it ... something about cheap drinks and sliders. I don't remember either happening. What I remember happening was being trodded out like the fresh fish at San Quentin. It was really REALLY awkward, four dudes in their mid 20s being scoped more than Amare's knee. It took a while to settle in, and several "uhm, no thanks", but we got the groove, and stayed for longer than we should have.
All in all, i could not recommend the place, unless you are in the neighborhood, hungry for some easy kill, over the age of 40, and like sliders. I think.
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