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| - This place has "dude's diner" and "meat & potatoes man" written all over it. The menu is simple; burgers, fries, shakes, full sugared soda, bad beer and bottled water...don't even think to ask for tap water because you can't get it. All the burgers vary by size; single, double, triple, quadruple, etc. Changing only by how many strips of bacon, slices of cheese or burger patties are stacking between the two buns.
I actually lost my appetite before it came time to order. I could only muster a bite of the hubby's single bypass and a lone french fry, solely tasting for review sake. I can honestly say the food is trash. The burger was actually worse than McDonald's and the fries were a joke...so not worth paying $2 for fries off their entirely ala carte menu. The fries were not at all fresh and I almost wished they deep fried them in bacon fat rather than lard because there would have at least been some flavor to them. And salt, they desperately needed salt...but no amount of salt could have salvaged the stale, bland taste of those fries.
The whole place is one big joke; from the giant weigh scale at the front door, to the patient hospital gowns patrons must wear and the nurse and doctor uniforms on all the wait staff. The restaurant is very thematic, they knock it outta the park on that point and I loved the humor in the reciept. But that's where my love died...of a heart attack.
Cash only.
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