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  • This location should change their tag line from "Always Fresh" to "Dog Food for Humans" because that is exactly what you'd get! Just like Fido thinks he's gonna get a juicy chicken thigh and some turkey breast as promised by the outside of his 20lb bag of chow, YOU would think (THINK) that you're going to get something that LOOKS like what's on the menu? NOPE! I must confess, I'm the one to blame here for agreeing to step foot in this sorry excuse of a "restaurant". I ordered their Swiss cheese burger thinking ... they can't f*k that up can they? and sure enough! the kitchen crew came right through! with flying colors! With two patties that looked like gandhi's flip flops recently recovered from an abandoned ashram being demolished and deep fried in rancid oil for "extra tasty you know!" If you take the gigantic onion ring off the burger, you're left with two disgusting, triple fried, frozen, then refried, then left to fester under the lamp for 30 minutes patties that make McDonald's cheezburger patties look like a million bucks! That is what you have to contend with when you have a director who was born without taste buds and who - in a final humiliation for the year - insists that he take the whole team to this garbage dump for a "holiday lunch". Yes I ate that garbage, because I wanted to know how neglected pooches feel when they eat dollar store dog food. Because I was so hungry after a 45 minutes wait that I could've eaten my own scarf. Because this place has a kitchen staffed by hamsters who were recruited to cook since humans refuse to cook here (apparently.) And this is a note to the poor soul who has to reply to every negative comment and feign sympathy with promises of "passing this along to our kitchen improvement team." SAVE IT. You're transparent, and you're lucky you have a job as are the arseholes "cooking" in the dundas sq location. You should all be fired and another mcdonalds should be opened here because at least my disappointment at McDonalds is consistent and manageable. DO not eat here out of your own free will. You've been warned.
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