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  • Step right up and place your bets! Who's going to be the lucky one to become a slightly disabled millionaire? Seriously, this place is a lawsuit waiting to happen! Sooner or later, someone lugging one of those ridiculously large family rafts up the stairs is going to fall and take out a bunch of people in the process. Why are their no conveyer belts to automatically lift the rafts to the top of the slides like most every other water park has???? Probably because this place only cares about how much money it can make by cramming 6000 people in a very small park. There are only a handful of restrooms to service those 6000 people so where do you think all the urine is going when people don't want to stand in line to pee??? Where do you park when the two lots fill up??? There certainly isn't enough parking for 1500 cars (if you average 4 people per car). Why didn't they build two parking garages??? Doing so would have certainly allowed for almost 1500 cars. Why is there no lounging around the side of the wave pool? Every other water park in the country with a wave pool uses it as the focal point--a place with lots of chairs and a place where people WANT to be. With this wave pool, they chose not to allow any space around the sides for people to sunbathe and will blow their whistle at you if you lean against the side of the pool. As excited as I was about it's potential before it opened, now that I've been there, I'm more excited to see it fail due to the fact that it such a poorly planned implementation of a park. They need to restrict the number of occupants significantly. 6000 is WAAAAAYYYY too many people for that park. They need to add the much needed conveyer belts for the rafts on ALL the rides. It not only makes things safer, it eliminates the double lines. It also prevents the idiots from finishing a ride, keeping their raft and getting back in line, despite the fact that 50 people are waiting in line just to get a raft.
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