It's like a weird coming of age ceremony to drunkenly order a sandwich here. That being said, the sandwiches are artery-clogging and stuffed with everything bad for you. On a diet or hoping to get a healthy salad? RUN AWAY. THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE FOR YOU. This is where bad decisions are made. They're not phenomenal or anything special, and the sandwiches are pretty bland. Everything in it just tastes like mushy gruel flavored with frying oil once you start chewing. I honestly think you can get more sensation for your tastebuds at Subway or Jimmy John's. I felt mild regret and shame as I consumed a Fat Bastard. My heart skipped a beat as it tried to pump energy through my body to process this beast, but alas it all went straight to my everything. 'Never again,' is what I thought as my stomach groaned in agony.