$2.00 BREAKFAST- WOOT! Eggs, bacon, potatoes, crepes and lingonberry jam and a diet soda.
Here's what you do, on a super hot day, you get to Ikea for breakfast, stroll for a while in 70 degree climate controled warehouse and test every chair in the store. That should take about 3 hours, go get lunch
$5.00 LUNCH- Double WOOT. Swedish meatballs, lingonberry cheesecake and another diet soda.
Sneak into one of the bedroom displays, take a little siesta, creep out some customers and call it a day.