"$20 a month. No Gimmicks, no contracts." Great. Where do I sign up? "Oh yeah, there is a $49 sign up fee." Ok. That's pretty standard for a gym. "Ooooh, I forgot, there is a $39 annual fee." Hmmm, ok, I'll still sign up (swipes card). Where do I register for the spinning class? "About that, you don't have access to the group classes unless you upgrade your membership." GODDAMUSOMUCH You didn't tell me that before I paid.
(EDIT) Upgraded to three stars for reaching out and making it right. Thank you.