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| - I lived for 12 years a slave to these incredible heavenly concoctions...and I have fat pants to prove it!
I once saw the hand of God reaching down from the heavens to get some of these amazing creations.
Yeah it was very late at night, in the middle of a winter snow storm, which I believe he created to hide his doings...to get some bagels! I kid you not.
I then became a believer that if this stuff is chosen by God than I should try them too.
That was the start of my never ending love affair with The Fairmont Bagels!
I also love the fact that these guys give you variety!
I love the blueberry ones, absolutely amazing, fresh or toasted day olds.
The multigrain ones have a nutty flavour and are made with ORGANIC flour! These have always been my favourite Fairmont bagel. The organic part would ease my guilt of eating so many.
I would think "hey, at least their organic!" while I would scarf down 3 or 4 of them...
A (very) guilty pleasure of mine used to be to buy a half dozen of freshly baked, still hot, straight out of their ovens (or heavens) and eat them with the salmon spread they sell, the one without the mayo in it. Absolutely orgasmic.
I passed by 2 days ago and broke my bagel chastity and bought a bag of day old blueberries and multigrain, my favorites all assembled in one bag waiting for me!
2 days later there are only 3 bagels left.
I think my addiction to these wonders of life has caught up with me again, I try to stop and become gluten free but life without Fairmount bagels is bland and boring and is not worth living! As much.
I will have to go back today and get some more.
By now you must be wondering if I've lost my marbles or hit my head or something is wrong with this fellow.
But that is how strong a bound these bagels and I have, how passionate I am about them.
I often pray that the talinaans, IPIS or al-quilta never hear the pleasure people get from these divine bagels, for fear that they too fall in love with them and lay down their arms and become human again.
Then who would I be able to hate when watching the news while munching on my Fairmount bagels ?
I love you Fairmount bagels.
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