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| - Alllriiiight....So, in an effort to both stave off my hunger and give this place ONE more chance, as I'd heard they had gotten better, I went and ordered a pizza from the place. I ordered my favorite combo: Sausage, green pepper, and onion, size small. $15 dollars later, I took it home, and opened the box. It looked like a larger version of a Totino's party pizza. Tasted like a worse version of the same. Sauce: tasted like unseasoned crushed tomatoes straight out of the can. Cheese: While the pizza was still hot, there was no oooey gooey threads that are such a delight when pulling a slice off the pie. It seemed to simply cover the sauce and help the miniscule toppings adhere. Toppings: diced so small they pretty much blended into the cheese with no real crunch or pop of the veggies, the sausage was ok, but the tiny crumbles didn't really satisfy. Crust: Tasted like unraised dough. A little chewy, and didn't seem very fresh. It didn't make me sick, which was a bonus, but it didn't really make the mouth happy. Just boring, underseasoned, uninspired, and overpriced. I'm not even going to expound on my disbelief that anyone who has been to Italy would find this food even remotely close to authentic, let alone delicious. I'm DONE.
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