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| - I am completely puzzled by the amount of high-star reviews for Pizza Fusion. I will assume that it is for the dine-in experience rather than delivery and proceed with my review. Moving on...
First of all, the pizza we received looked nothing like the photos provided on Pizza Fusion's Yelp page (so no Yelp...they were not helpful). I am writing this as the remnants of the Bruschetta Pizza and Fusion Salad still lays strewn in a disappointing, half eaten mess on the kitchen counter.
The Fusion Salad with the balsamic vinaigrette dressing was actually not too bad. The "crostini" included was as hard as a rock and I may save it to sharpen our kitchen knives with later on this year. Despite the very efficient online ordering system, they seem to have left off the extra Gorgonzola cheese we requested (for about $54,892.99 extra). This misstep simply added to the very pleasant experience Pizza Fusion had in store for us once we got to the pizza.
Now, I've been a pizza lover pretty much since birth. Homemade pizza, frozen pizza, authentic Italian, Chicago Style, Brooklyn Style, and everything in between I've eaten...and most likely loved. I even secretly partook in the $5 Little Caesar's deal during my college years. Not to mention, I'm pretty easy to please....until I had Pizza Fusion. I've never quite experienced a pizza that was actually "dry" before...but they managed to pull it off. The description of the Bruschetta Pizza was ever so tempting...blend of cheeses, fresh basil, diced tomatoes, balsamic vinegar...sounded delicious. We threw on pepperoni for a little protein and voila! We thought we nailed Perfect Pizza Monday.
Good Lord in heaven were we wrong. The "diced" tomatoes were an interesting shade of light orange, I will assume they were "gourmet". The additional pepperoni we requested (at an additional $78,898.00) was burnt so badly we assumed they were trying to surprise us with beef jerky. That's okay. I'm down. I like surprises. But the combination of the beef jerky and crust that was chewier than hardened Now & Laters just created a combination our jaws could not withstand. Thankfully my dentist is free tomorrow to pop it back into place after the imminent dislocation.
The only reason I upgraded my review to 2 stars was due to the online ordering option. I'm a sucker for that. I can only hope the dine-in experience is better than delivery. I must warn you, if you opt for the delivery option you will find yourself longing for the Domino's Pizza Tracker to blink excitedly across your IPad screen as Mike "carefully prepares your pizza". Or you will just end up walking down to the Harris Teeter for a Totino's Party Pizza...either option are far better than the Playschool quality food we had this evening.
Gross.
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