Some say God is dead. I say he owns a hair salon.
Michael cares about my hair more than I do, I think.
Nah I love my hair but he cuts the shit out of my hair every month. He leaves no hair uncut, so to speak.
Have you ever gotten one of those haircuts where there's just random tufts of longer hair all mixed in because the barber was too busy on their cell phone or watching the Kardashians on TV while they had a razor blade next to your head and you're scared for your life, but you don't want to say anything because they hold your hairstyle in their hands?
That's because you didn't get your hair cut by Michael. Shame on you.