So a woman walks into a restaurant and asks for a wedgie!
And she's dressed in her finest business wear!
Plus she orders Italian Wedding Soup to go along with her wedgie.
Now that I've planted THAT image in your mind, for those of you who don't know, a wedgie is a stuffed folded dough shell. I ordered the tuna wedgie and it was very filling, but oh so good. Definitely a bit different from the usual hoagie.
As for Monte Cello's, it's about the best of the pizza/Italian joints around.