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  • It all went down like an episode of 24. We signed up for the 24hr "Buffet of Buffets" pass at exactly 8:45 the night before coming here. The catch was that it was set to expire at precisely at 8:45 the day after. We planned our meals and thought that if we worked it right we could have 4 meals which would include 2 dinners for $44 bucks. So everything went according to plan early on: Dinner at the Spice Market Buffet, Breakfast at Le Village Buffet, Lunch at Flavors and finally we were at Caesar's Palace to catch our last buffet pass meal. Then we got stuck on the stupid Wizard of Oz slot machine. With an hour left we thought we had enough time to make the 8:45 deadline, how long can the line be right? WRONG! That shit made Disneyland lines envious! We thought it'll move fast, I mean c'mon who waits an hour in line for a buffet? Well this is where the story turns into a thriller because if 8:45 hits while we're still in line we're screwed. We're moving little by little. I put a timer on my phone to show the countdown. Ten minutes passed and we took 3 steps. 5 minutes later and we took 10 steps, there was no pace just bursts of movement. With 15 minutes left we came to a complete stop with what seemed like 10 groups ahead of us. They had 3 cashiers working and they seemed to be talking it up with every damn person. 3 minutes left, 4 groups in front of us. We were screwed. Then finally we were next with only seconds left. Our cashier "Grace" didn't even finish with her last person and we were already there. She managed to swipe both our cards just as the time expired! We were in! So finally the review: The fucking line literally took an hour. Once inside the place was nice and trendy. There wasn't much of a selection though. I literally had to look around to see if I missed a hidden area. All the food I tasted was delicious and top notch. The service (drinks) was good. Overall you'd probably have a better experience at Spice Market Buffet since they have a way bigger selection but this wasn't too bad. I give it a 3.5 out of 5. Probably not worth $25+ bucks for dinner and an hour wait though.
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