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  • I grew up in the Midwest where everyone uses a tanning bed so I don't shy away from a good fake glow. I got a groupon for an unlimited month of tanning for $24 in their entry level beds and couldn't wait to get my bronze on. The place is very clean and they have an amazing selection of beds (all UWE). I also didn't have a problem with walking in and was always checked in in a prompt manor. My issue was with the sales process. When I came in for my initial visit the girl behind the desk did her best to upsale me to the next level of bed from the one on my groupon. I was told I could upgrade to the next level for another $30. I asked about the value of my groupon and they said the $24 value I had paid for it would be put towards another level's month to month price which was really no deal for me to considered upgrading. Their level 1 bed is a Tropical bed which I am very familiar with and have used before (Bronze Boutique and Darque Tan). Some beds were great and others there was no direct AC vent to the room and the bed fan was broken. Some rooms didn't even have a trash can. Normally I have no problem ramping up to the full time on a bed but I hit a snag with these beds and couldn't get up to the full time. Anytime I went in the bed over 10 min I got very red afterwards. Thankfully I never peeled but even tanning, waiting 48 hrs and coming back, I couldn't get past 10 min without being miserable and sore. When I asked about their bulbs the desk girl was happy to tell me about how much I could spend to upgrade to the next level where I would be "less likely to burn". Oh this business again :/ They do have a large selection of lotions but they are not quality. I am a Cal Tan girl and will occasionally stray to Matahari but I DON'T want to buy some cheap lotion created by JWOWW or Kardashian. Bottom line, you will be nickel and dimed (and burned) unless you want to shell out $80 a month for their Diamond level beds.
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