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| - I was just there. I didn't see any farmers, so I was a bit disappointed to say the least. What I did see is a lot of hipster moms with their little hipster babies wrapped in giant baby bandannas or sarongs or whatever else the hell they use to lash their spawn to their back. It practically put me off my locally sourced , locally grown , blah..blah..blah.
This place was pretty awesome I must admit. Tons of stuff to choose from. An insane array of fruits and vegetables. If you don't mind getting shoved around by 75 year old Hindi women to get to your sprouts, then you will be fine. I noticed a dying man offering passersby peaches and though rather alarming, one could almost call it sweet.
Some weird little guy chatted up my nightmarishly hot girlfriend about coconut fiber for like 6 hours. If i wasn't so spiritually and emotionally evolved, I might have held him down and chewed his tongue off Midnight Express style, but I didn't. I made believe I was looking at succulents and had myself a quiet cry.
The crafts area was pretty cool as well, if not a bit overpriced. But most of it was made with organic screwdrivers and locally sourced wood glue, so come on. 95 dollars for a cutting board is pretty reasonable.
All the vegetables we purchased were pretty phenomenal, so I have no complaints. I would definitely go again, and again...and again.
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