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  • Before going to Hawk's Gym, I knew that it was both a gym and a private club to hook up in. I'm gay, and I wanted to check it out, not because I wanted to hook up (that's not my thing), but because I wanted to try the gym and be able to look at the other hot guys while working out. When I first stepped in, I could tell it was like a seedy night club because of the ambiance (and I was there in the middle of the day). I was in line behind two old perverts and in front of an impatient effeminate twink. The scummy old porker behind the counter looked like he'd worn the same clothes for at least a few days and hadn't showered in a week, and he was one of the rudest people I've ever encountered. He was clearly annoyed when I asked him a few questions about the gym, like I was interrupting him from his sitting on his lazy fat ass. After letting the two older men in, the pig behind the counter asked if I wanted a locker or room. I told him I was new to Vegas and was curious about the gym. The annoying guy behind me sighed impatiently. The guy behind the counter rudely told me that there are no tours of the gym because it was against policy. I asked him about the membership. He said that membership was $15 for 3 months. I thought it was a great deal! I told him I was interested in a membership. I mean, who can beat that price, right? Unfortunately, to get into Hawk's Gym, you have to purchase either a locker (for $10) or a private dressing room (for $25). If you're a member, you STILL have to pay for either a locker or room! I asked the guy if I could not purchase a locker or room and just come in my gym clothes and work out, and he said I couldn't because it's against policy! So to work out here (let's say 20 times a month), it's going to cost you at least $200 a month. That's absurd! But this is also a place to hookup. So technically, you're paying for sex (illegal!). I was pissed because I just wanted to join a gym to work out and look at the other hot guys.
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