The weirdest, creepiest haircut I've ever gotten - and I'm basically bald. But the staff here (though I'm sure they're lovely people) have to follow an absurd script, that they stick to whether or not the moment calls for it. It's like you're on Candid Camera, only you're just getting a bad haircut in a really awkward, uncomfortable environment. Oh and the sports! Because guys like sports. Sports are great. Sports!
Go absolutely anywhere else.