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| - This place is surrounded by car dealerships and the closest other "business" is a place where people who got in trouble by Johnny Law have to talk to counselors about why they got in trouble in order to appease the court and have their crime forgiven. Anyway, that's just kind of setting the scene for this place and its surroundings.
Burger Mania is just sort of depressing. It has weird decorations, like this Uncanny Valley hot dog statue that is covering itself in mustard and ketchup and looking right into your eyes, begging to be eaten so that it can end its miserable life. It wants the sweet, sweet release of death so badly. For some reason, below the neon sign reading "Burger Mania" with burnt out letters, there's these weird, I don't know, mascots, one of which is a dinosaur.
All that said, the food is actually pretty good. It was kind of amazing! It's nothing extraordinary, no, not by any means... and if you're expecting that from a place called Burger Mania, god help you... but, grading on a curve, they deserve four stars. Given all the places that look as depressing as this one, hardly any of them actually deliver on any sort of promise to actually have good food. This one does. And it's pretty inexpensive.
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