In n Out vs. Whataburger
Dicks out everyone.
I've had many an argument as to the godliness of each and though I tend to stand in the In n Out camp when discussing this with my Texas friends, and contrastively with my West Coast friends, i stand firmly that each has its place near the high end of the hamburger spectrum.
Visiting In n Out for the first time is like being a drunken male in some unfamiliar La Quinta bathroom in Reseda, California. There seem to be limited options.
But once you get the feel of it, you realize that you can sit down to pee if you want. You can use the towel rack to brace yourself. You can pee in the bathtub or bypass all ration and lay in the damn tub like a newborn ... all kinds of stuff you would never do at your regular place.
Treat this place like that budget hotel. This is not your regular place, this In n Out Burger. Be creative. Get nasty. Try that 3x3 Animal Style with Animal Style fries. Grilled onions? Throw those bitches on. Kick down with a Neapolitan shake ... and ... use that plastic, cos In n Out takes card now. Word.