I needed a legal document notarized, so I took it to my bank, Chase. Bad news, as of 1/1/17 they don't offer notary services at the Craig Road branch. OK, went to the UPS store:
Me: I need this notarized.
UPS: It says you need a witness.
Me: Yes, I need you to notarize that you witnessed me sign this.
UPS: Uuuuuh, we don't do anything like that.
OK, went to POSTAL CONNECTIONS.
Me: I need this notarized.
PC: It says you need a witness. No problem, we can do that.
Me: Awesome, thanks!
PC: I see you have a FedEx shipping label. Do you need that shipped after we notarize it?
Me: You can do that here?
PC: Sure can. One stop shopping for you.
Me: YAHTZEE!!
Oh, and Wrigley the Puppy played with me!!