Silly silly, wait staff! You took one look at us and doubted we could finish anything in your family chow down establishment; everyone warning us from the hostess to the the waiter to even the bus boy that "we serve big family-style portions" and that this might be a lot for a couple. You doubted my self-assured nod each time, cuz you didn't know that the hubster and I have hyena bellies; that food is a sport for us and we are gold medal eaters.
So when we DID finish in 15 minutes that big ol' plate of delicious linguine and clams with two cocktails plus polished off our bread basket (I mean we had to dash off to the airport to head home), all of you looked incredulous. And though we're not big people, we walked outta there like we'd just won an award. Never doubt our bellies; we got this.