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  • True, this is a nature lover's paradise. Very cool to drive through when you need to cut across the backwoods of Kirtland, Lake County. But there lies a hidden danger. Some might have heard of this evil element prowling in the dilapidated barns and tangled tree limbs. They are melonheads. They were formerly orphans who were experimented on by an evil mad scientist. After burning him and his lab down, these mutants escaped into the woods. Now these swollen-cranium cretins lay in wait for unsuspecting hikers or frisky teenagers. Personally, i have never been attacked by one. But i swear i've seen a few lurking on the side of the road. They can run extremely fast and have been known to chase cars. So, sure, go look at some trees and flowers. But don't say i didn't warn you.
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