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  • Great clips? More like "Outstanding clips", amirite?!?! Colleen really knocked it out of the park this time, I mean, I went in there looking like Jon Lovitz and left like Chris Pine. It wasn't the myriad of soothing neutral colors that line the walls, nor the hypnotic humming of her well oiled and meticulously maintained clippers that massaged my scalp. Oh no, it was the her agile and deft hands that painstakingly groomed what could have been a mange-ridden mutt and transformed it into the Sistine Chapel. The way her hands moved with such precision would've made Edward Scissorhands feel cumbersome and inept with sharp objects. Thanks to her it's the red carpet everywhere I go now. Every time i part my hair I see Jesus smiling at me. I'll never go back to getting my hair cut in my moms bathroom during the commercial breaks of "Big Bang Theory" So thank you Colleen, I'm now a more complete man, and the envy of everyone standing in line behind me at Albertsons.
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