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  • This Wolfgang Puck Express (WPE) is an embarrassment to the Wolfgang Puck, and even the WPE brand names. NEVER COME HERE! The restaurant was completely empty (shocking), with two cooks sitting idle during the downtime. As one of the only two people in the restaurant, I order a pizza to go, and take a seat while it is freshly cooked for me (or so I expected). One of the cooks gets up, and starts to make... something. I know a pizza can take a while to cook, so I take a seat and relax. Finally, 20 minutes later, the chef in the kitchen calls a number... it's not mine. It's a sandwich... for the other person in the restaurant. The guy who ordered this sandwich was sitting at the bar getting drinks from the bartender. He was so drunk he couldn't walk all the way to get his sandwich, so he starts leaning against the walls dragging himself to the counter. He obviously can't make it back to the bar with his sandwich, so the bartender helps him carry it. When he sits down to eat his sandwich, he falls out of his bar stool, and pulls his sandwich down with him. It lands on his face... juicy side down. After waiting 20 minutes, I found out they hadn't even started making my pizza yet. 35 minutes later I actually get it, and it's totally burnt beyond recognition. The service staff told me to fuck off and deal. Awesome. This restaurant should be shut down.
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