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| - SIMPLY, THE BEST! That is right. Hopefully, the song is running in your head as you read this review. My veggie friends all raved about Green when I moved here many moons ago. I am not one to buy into hype, but I definitely wanted to give it a try. I have now been there over 2 million times! Well, actually, more like a few dozen, but still, as many as I have been able to squeeze in. I take my veggie friends from far and wide, and they also fall in love with this place. I even brought my meat eating boss back a bar-b-que sandwich from here once, and he loved it! If you knew him - one of those guys that thinks anything labeled vegetarian is tasteless and disgusting - you would know what a big deal that is.
The food here is always wonderful. They have a great variety, and their unique inventions are always good too. I am a fan of bar-b-que, and their bar-b-que sandwich is delicious! It is as good as any bar-b-que I remember eating as a child when society forced me to eat the flesh of Earth's beautiful creatures. OK, I am being a bit dramatic. I would eat animal flesh bar-b-que with the zeal of a wild beast back then, and love it. But now I know better, and Green provides me the exquisite flavor of bar-b-que I loved as a beastly, carnivorous child without the need to murder innocents!
I could go on and on, but suffice it to say, I greatly enjoy their food.
I should mention, I do not mind the dining experience, but I suppose, from reading the other reviews, some may. You do have to stand in line to order your food, and at times, they can get very busy. So it might take some time to get your food. However, it has never taken a ridiculous amount of time, and most often it takes only a few minutes.
Luckily, I have had the pleasure of dining here with some great friends, and we always have no problem entertaining each other. Vegetarians are very intelligent, and some of the most interesting people I have met. My girlfriend is a carnivore, and she often has a hard time keeping up. I think grease congeals in their minds and slows everything down. JK! She is brilliant and beautiful, and she loves the food too.
Sorry if my review has been a bit silly and off point at times, but just thinking about Green makes me giddy. If you have not done so, I hope you visit them and enjoy the place as much as I do.
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