We were supposed to go to another restaurant for lunch. I wish I could invent a time machine so I could have gone to the other restaurant.
I ordered the brovacdo which is pouched eggs over avocado. There was an avocado and I'm not sure what happened to the poached egg because a hard boiled egg showed up. We told the waiter and he was kind of enough to make a second attempt but he gave me a small bowl of water with "poached eggs" with tomato sauce and egg shells.
We then ordered a waffle to share but they decided the waffle should be made of muffin batter and not waffle batter and then decided not to cook the waffle all the way through. It was a valiant effort at anything except a waffle.
If anyone has a time machine please let me borrow it for this meal/experience.
If you find a Wendy's nearby go there first and then again after you realize there are no time machines to make your experience better.