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  • I was in the area, and I heard of this restaurant from the Chinese radio commercial, so I thought, "Hey why don't I give them a try?" BUT, I WARN YOU NOW: DO NOT FALL FOR THE COMMERCIAL and DO NOT COME HERE. My first time here, and they will not see my return. Even if an epidemic causes all restaurants nearby to all shut down, I would still much rather scour my fridge for leftovers than to come back to Kiko. First impression: welcoming clean outdoor image, decor inside is new and minimal. But once you meet the people operating the restaurant you see the real side of it. A couple waitresses were available as my party stood by the door waiting to be seated. I remember our eyes locking. I really thought we had a mutual feeling. But this must've all only been imaginative. All these seconds we stood there with our eyes locked, we were returned with only blank stares. The weirdest thing is thinking... I MUST have the power of invisibility. I looked at my hands, I am normal. It was not me, it was them. The menu. Things looked plain and overpriced. Yet we ordered a Thick toast (plain and overpriced), some sort of spicy Tom Yum soup with fish (plain and overpriced), and lastly Satay vermicelli with beef (yes, you guessed it- plain and overpriced!). Took the waitresses 10 minutes AFTER ordering before bringing us drinks-- which turned out to be hot water. Not hot tea... but water. WHO IN THE WORLD (of chinese style restaurants), serves HOT WATER!? If washrooms are a clear indication of the organization and quality of the restaurant...This restaurant is probably ran by lazy people who are dirty and messy. The waitresses were also RUDE. Heck I have never served time. But i would think that is how an inmate gets served food, with food thrown onto your table like you're unworthy. I know what you're thinking, there must be SOME positives? I will give them this, their milk tea was decent, and the two TVs in there were big and HD. That is it and ONLY it. I dont think I emphasized how rude the waitresses were. If I didn't feel guilty not tipping, and If i wasn't afraid of the c-lai waitresses chasing me out to the parking lot for not tipping, I probably wouldn't have. Man, I really should've just scoured my fridge for food today...
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