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  • Welcome to the epitome of "The Customer is ALWAYS Wrong!" .........I have been with these guys for about 6 months. Where to start....well, first let's start with Ryan Lucas (owner). He doesn't take responsibility for ANYTHING. Any I mean ANYTHING. .....Cigarette butts in the yard? "Not his guys." .....Halfway uprooted trees sticking out of the ground for your kids to impale themselves on? "My guys ran out of time (they were there 15 minutes)"......Leaves blown everywhere except into a trash can and any outdoor furniture overturned and flung about like a hurricane rolled through?.....Broken irrigation lines, trash left behind, rude workers, sloppy work?!? They've got it ALL! .....Ryan will deny any and all of it til you bang your head against the wall because you've decided you can't listen to one more second of him droning on and on about how he and his crew are the dream team of lawn care......I've never called someone a "worm" before, but that's the term that's coming to mind....Or weasel. Call and talk to him and you'll understand. What you WON'T understand are the likely undocumented illegal aliens that come to demolish your yard on a biweekly basis. Every time these guys come, a new GEYSER is spraying out of my irrigation line. Pics to prove it--and every Thursday after they come, magically I go outside to see Ol' Faithful sprung from one of the lines. Maybe it's just a "coincidence"? I could seriously go on for pages of how bad the quality of the work is, or how they are more expensive than almost any other yard service, but you can just take my word for it (and ALL these other Yelpers), that this is a sham. His last voicemail to me after I called to talk to him after a newly terrible job was bestowed upon my yard was "I think we should part ways since you're not happy with us"...HA! He fired me as a client for complaining that his crew destroys my yard!!! Honestly so bad--he's a pathetic excuse for a business owner--and a man for that matter. Worm. And again, first time I've ever even thought to call someone that 1940's term of endearment. I think I'll report him to the BBB. AWFUL. Oh, and it looks like he always responds to people's terrible reviews on here (notice the theme yet of how he's never wrong?)--I can't wait to see what he says about me. I'll post pics of their work so everyone can see what they deem as acceptable work. This isn't just the worst lawn care company--it's the worst anything company.
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