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  • As we're sitting in Red Lobstah, I get a text from Mike N Matt, asking "are you coming to quality" The answer is "of course, as is the xmas eve tradition". While it's not the only time of the year that we go to Quality, xmas eve is the only time you can guarantee that I will be in quality. We get there after stopping in at Walgreens for some last minute gift card purchases (and run into 2 people that we know, because as mention before... that's how I roll!) We sit down and order a beer, I go with the Triptych XOCO. Kridz did something a little lighter in color. MnM like the xoco, but Dave is raving about it, because dave is a raver. Drew started out as our bartender, but shortly thereafter T-Boy replaced him. T-Boy hasn't been to sleep, because that what T-boys' do! At this point, my brother and sister start a text chain of extremely inappropriate content, of elf on the shelf stuff. There's other things, but yelp TOS sort of prevents me from... Ok, so one of the elf on the shelf's the elf had peanut butter and a dog. I think my favorite was the elf with coke and a dead Barbie hooker. I am somewhat disappointed in the men's restroom. It's not that it looks like people have attempted to remove the urinal from the wall (what's with the black duct tape?) my problem is that the urinal is self flushing. When I went into the restroom (again, shortly after redlobstah) I was doing my business and was like...wtf??? oh yeah, asparagus. Man, that's some fast acting (and strong) asparagus. I wanted to leave a nice present behind but the urinal self flushed. :( (not a crap in the urinal, just an unflushed one, so that when the next guy peed, it would stir up the air, and he'd get a huge whiff of asparagus pee). My second beer was a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. It's on tap, so I got it. Quality always has fair prices. They have good specials through the week as well. It's becoming more popular with non-downtown people. Downtown people don't stay at one bar too long, they all roam, and roam a lot. Non-downtown people find a place, then stay there all night. Quality is attracting a fair amount of people who go in there, and stay all night. We left Quality and went to MoM, where I proceeded to forget to pay my tab, and woke up to an angry FB post from KASS, calling me an ASS. (FYI, MoM doesn't have autoflush urinals, so xmas eve gifts may have been left there)
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