Earlier I wrote a five star review of this place. The review was full of sarcasm and boredom. This is a diner that is like many other diners in the world. If you are a fan of functional, yeah, it's functional. They will put things on plates for you, and you will eat those things or not eat those things. That's entirely up to you. As far as I know the things they put on plates match the words that come out of your mouth.
Congratulations, Mickies Dairy Bar! You did your job!
That Oriental Chicken Omelet could use a better name, though.