Hey everybody! I got a joke for you! How many guys does it take to screw up a burger and fries? You guessed it! FIVE!
I kept seeing my coworkers come into work with greasy paper bags from this place and finally decided to eat something fatty and greasy. Feeling excited about eating something REALLY "bad", I salivated as I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and small fries. The fries stained the bag as I hoped, and I couldn't wait to open my cheeseburger with all the "fixins'. When I got home there was an abundance of fries--way too many for anyone who's trying to maintain some sort of flattering figure, so I scooped only those that fit in the little cup they came in and threw the rest away in the trash.
I microwaved my cheeseburger because I can't stand luke warm food and thought when I saw some melted cheese that this was going to be the best! WRONG!
That damn burger was horrible. No flavor whatsoever! The patty was dry so I decided to put some salt and pepper on it and figured that would "doctor it up.".....WRONG! When I opened the burger, hardly any cheese was on it.
I ate it, along with those horrible looking and TASTING fries. I was so angry that I wasted my cheat meal on this crap. I should have went to McDonalds or Jack in the box---oooeeey gooey cheese, seasoned curly fries, or delicious McD's crispy shoe strings! Five Guys doesn't deserve five stars.