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| - Instead of my annual Hooters visit while in Arizona, I thought I would switch it up to Heart Attack Grill! Trashy nurses, unlimited greasy (excuse me, "lard-y") fries, good cheesy burgers, unfiltered ciggs and a patient attire; I'm so there!
Before I stepped in, I was blasted with a caution sign on the front doors. The sign(s) read...
"Caution. This establishment is bad for your health!" And, "CASH ONLY".
Luckily, I did my research in advance so I knew what I wanted.
We were greeted by "Nurse Alex". She informed me "Ladies order first!". HAG has a limited menu. They only serve water, coke and 2 types of beer (all in glass bottles, except for water). NO diet drinks! The menu is on the wall (single, double, triple and quad patties) AND unfiltered ciggs! You can order unlimited fries; "fried in lard" fries! If you eat the triple or quad burger while in the restaurant, you can get wheel chaired out, lol! The burgers are served to you with cheese then you can add your condiments at the condiment-bar.
I love the atmosphere (I appreciate themed places). The gals will dress you up in a patient gown and id wrist band.
They also offer "eat free" deals if you weigh 350 lbs or more. And a "year diet plan" (see the website for that one), lol.
And a few words from the wise...
Your NOT allowed to share! Eat your own fries and burgers!
If you usually eat a single patty, get a double patty instead! The single patty may not fill you up. Get the pickles at the condiment bar (they are sooo good)! Bring cash! And don't expect a bill/receipt (your waitress will calculate your order on a calculator. So do your own math as well).
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