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| - Charmed when I walked in.
Unusual decor. Funky and cool.
No complaints about the cheese sticks.
Timely delivery of food.
When I ordered the $2.99 breakfast special,
However inexpensive, as
Only an idiot would have done,
Reality set in.
Eggs scrambled with cheese, please.
But the eggs were pre-made,
And the sign said otherwise.
Great toast. Bland home fries. Bacon OK.
What I couldn't believe,
And I'm not kidding,
Is that the cheese was not melted.
The cheese was actually sprinkled on top.
Really?
Even though I asked them to fix it, just
Scramble the damn cheese in,
Scramble it and melt it,
Bitch said "no." She
Even came back to make fun of me.
This guy- this paying customer-
This man likes his cheese hot.
Eggs should never be lukewarm
Regardless of the price.
When I left, my friends were upset.
And I was ready to
Throw down with that nasty lady.
Crummy old diner wench
Has no idea how to treat a guest.
Otherwise it was great. I was
Unimpressed with the food and service,
The experience, however, was memorable.
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