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I'm reviewing this place with a rhyme like a poet.
I'm rhyming, not rapping. I ain't no thug,
Let's check out what's what from Hunter and Doug.
They opened Coffee Hunter just a few months ago,
And they got Stumptown in case you didn't know.
The employees are the best and always cool,
Make sure to tip. Don't be a fool.
Stumptown Nitro Cold Brew! Nuff Said!
It's smooth and strong enough to wake the dead.
The Nitro Float is awesome. It's like a dream,
Created with their Nitro Cold Brew with Tillamook Ice Cream!!!
Cronuts, pastries, and lattes they got,
They even have pasties and a must-try waffle shot.
I'll have a Nitro any day and their float in the summer,
I sure love me some cold brew at The Coffee Hunter.
Last but not least, a special thanks to the staff of this place,
You always make my day and put a smile on my face.
2016 Yelp Review #33
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