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| - Come, child. Come lay your weary body on the soft bed, wash away the filth you accumulated from walking around Las Vegas in the glorious bathroom, and relinquish the money you have to the deceitful blackjack tables. The Palms Casino will take care of you while you sell your soul in Las Vegas.
Located off the Strip, the Palms is a good hotel-- it has the right amount of modern living that'll fit your budget.
As we entered our room, we were greeted with the feeling that we never left home. There was a spacious kitchen to cook our meth...I meant cook and store our food, a colossal bathroom, and an enormous living room that held a couch and a queen size bed. 2 television sets graced the walls, so we were able to watch different pornos! Also, the couch turned into a futon, which felt decent enough to sleep on.
The bathroom was pretty cool. There was a tub, a shower, a t.v., and a toilet. It was great watching Friends while taking a shower. Also, the bathroom is walled in by some type of smoked glass. So, if you're in the living room you can see the person's silhouette in the bathroom. While my friends enjoyed talking about politics in the living room, I decided to show them my baked hams by pressing them against the glass. Ah, it was a sight to see!
Can you go wrong with the Palms? I don't think so. When thinking about a place to stay in Vegas, consider renting a room at the Palms. The up-to-date looks of the rooms and resort makes the Palms an inviting hotel for everyone on a budget.
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