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  • Went there with a herd of gallimimus on a Friday night. I was hoping that it would be a mosquito in the amber type of place, but I was wrong. Having to wait for a table was like waiting for the jeeps to start back up after the power went out during the test run. Service was about as slow moving as a brachiosaurus trying to eat some leaves and branches off a 200 foot tall tree. The fries were cold, under-seasoned and thinner than raptor claws. We ordered the turkey sandwich, that left a little to be desired. The brisket sandwich was quite good. It reminded me of the time I first bit in to a blood sucking lawyer that was taking a poop in the bathroom stall. My favorite part of the experience was the delicious scotchypoo that I sucked down faster than a cow being dropped in to a raptor tank. In summation, it was a nice looking dining room with slow service and okay food. Don't waste your helicopter ride.
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