This airport has planes. Lots of planes. And slots. Lots of slots. And wifi. Lots of wifi. And bars. Lots of bars. And taxis. And people. And baggage carousels.
A tram takes you from terminal to terminal.
Long-term parking is $16/day. That's one hand of pai gow poker. Take your gambling money, invest in parking, and you could stay here forever.
Who wouldn't want to stay in Vegas forever?
Also, Uber is back in Vegas. Like many cities, they're prohibited from making pick-ups at the terminal, but what's to stop you from setting your location outside the airport and then making arrangements with your driver?
It's also right next to an In-N-Out and UNLV's main campus. Why that would matter to you, I haven't an inkling.
It's not LAX. It's not HNL. Somewhere in the middle feels about right. Take your 3 stars, McCarran, and have a good night. While I ponder the deep mysteries in life, such as why I just reviewed an airport. It's a sad state of affairs.