Your service SUCKS and is s-l-o-w
Why don't you drink a cup of Joe?
Or just do a line of blow?
To help with the logistics
Preparation of bagels should be quite simplistic
Or maybe I'm being too realistic?
Good thing your "breakfast bagel" is delicious!
Employees snicker, "Oh she was merely being capricious."
Add some bacon for THE meal that's most nutritious
Surprisingly, your coffee was pretty strong
I really don't want to complain for too long
Wish this was a more upbeat song
So hopefully you'll get your sh*t together
All doubts gone forever
CZ' I really am about to sever
And say never, ever, ever
Be stuck going to Einstein's even though your bagels are better