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| - As a man there comes a time....a very...very...sobering time...when you realize you are hairier than bigfoot. It did not hit me at age 12, when I won a hairy chest contest in Fiji...against men 4 times my age. It did not hit me when I would get called "fuzzy wuzzy" by all my sister's friends. And nope, it did not hit me when I dated a woman who purchased a hair trimmer just for my chest. It died after the first attempt.
No, it finally hit me after I recently became single: all the women before simply put up with my hair. They dealt with it, I mean I was nice enough. But I looked at myself, 28 years of being hairier than a dog covered in honey rolling around at a wig factory. I actually had an "American Beauty" late-twenties crisis moment come over me after I realized I was about to begin dating again. My female roommate gave me the nod and said to knock off the back hair. Before the back, I purchased a trimmer and trimmed off my chest, which took 30 minutes. I knew the chest would be worse, so I nixed that for now. Then I did my arms, followed by my legs. The trimmer still works! Thank you Ross!
But, God knows I was scared sh**less when I called up European Wax Center and made an appointment for 7:30pm right after work. I made sure they had the time for me (guys I had a ton of hair). After confirming, I was even more scared sh**less. I shouldn't have been....I walk in, freaking out inside. I sat for about 1 minute, then my specialist Billie came and greeted me. She was infinitely sweet. She "doot doot doot'ed" and made fun conversation with this scared ass the entire time I was back up, whizzing around spreading hot wax on me. I had...once again... a ton of hair. She whisked away hair painlessly. I had maybe 5 of the 30 strips actually hurt a bit, and these were at my shoulders and neck. I am still impressed.
2 weeks later, my back is amazing. I haven't had breakouts, and so far one of my lucky dates has been able to see my back.... And said nata! SUCCESS! I have another appointment with Billie in 2 weeks, and am looking forward to getting these hairs conditioned properly. I am not ready mentally for my chest, although I think the time after next I will be. Overall Five impressive stars goes out to this place for efficiency, cleanliness, great customer service, and impressively pain free wax. I can't recommend this place enough for my men out there. Just get that crap waxed boys, the ladies will remind you later ;-)
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