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  • First of all, I'm not reviewing because of customer service. The staff was actually really nice! No complaints here. The whole vibe & ambiance of the cafe is great as well. No negative thing to say. If you're looking for hipster, you've found it. I appreciate that they have outdoor seating. Plenty of seating actually. But it does get buku packed during lunch. I'm more disappointed in the food. First off, if you purchase their chips & salsa, which runs you $7.25 for what you can get free at most Mexican restaurants, you're either an idiot or filthy rich. That's ridiculous. I can't even believe they offer that. But on to what we actually ordered. My sister ordered the lentil soup. She said this tasted great. The portions however were disappointing. She ordered a large. But when she went to dip her spoon in, she hit the bottom of the bowl immediately. The soup barely went over half her spoon. The bowl was "large" in diameter but the depth...I mean can you call that depth?! Our friend ordered a side of lentil soup & we're willing to bet that it's the exact same size as my sister's large order. Only she paid $3 for a side. I ordered the Roosevelt Row Bagel. It says it comes with chunky avocado. It's $9.25 but I thought, well, avocados are expensive so this is somewhat reasonable. Especially if the avocado is chunky. Tell me why they spread my avocado like we're in the great depression! Why can I see the bagel through my "chunky" avocado?! & why are they calling it chunky avocado when in fact the chunks were not avocadoes, they were bell peppers! My friend also ordered the same bagel but she couldn't get over the fact that the sprouts they came with were like ten pieces. & on top of that the hummus was salty. Hummus salty? Yes, it's possible, their hummus was salty. & you know the grapes & oranges they add on the plate? This we could not stop laughing at. How they thought four or three pieces of grape were going to suffice was beyond me. I was dying. Then I looked at my orange & saw that they basically gave me a peal! I lost it. At that point you can't help but laugh. The rest of lunch just became a roast at everything everyone else ordered. We'll give it to their chicken curry sandwich though, it was pretty darn tasty. Look, if you come here for the ambiance or a place to study, I don't blame you. It's a cool place. But if you come here for the food, you must be out your gat damn mind. This must be the closest place to you for lunch if that's what you think. Happy hour, no questions. But full priced? Come on now.
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