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  • Pizza is good, other dishes so so, but the real reason you should eat here is their white pizza with chicken and garlic. I was skeptical at first, being a pepperoni aficionado, but the white pizza made a believer out of me. Here's my suggestion. Head into the bar and knock back a pitcher. Then order your white pizza, asking for anchovies in addition to the chicken and garlic. But only ask for a few. Nobody likes anchovies, not even your weirdest friend. Next, when the pizza arrives, being the gentleman you are, you offer up a slice to your friends. One by one they refuse, making sure to squinch-up their nose while doing so....a telltale sign of their disgust for anchovies. Perfect. Now, carefully pick off all of the anchovies and eat the entire thing by yourself, and, what you can't finish in this sitting you can have for breakfast. Let this serve as a good life lesson. Always remember, if you don't want to share your delicious meal with anyone, you have two choices: 1.) Spit on it. 2.) Add anchovies. Spitting is kind of uncool, especially in a public restaurant and all. This is why I'd run with the anchovy concept.
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