Not an ideal experience here a few weeks ago.
Was spectating at a crossfit event across the street, and during the intermission my friends and I wanted to escape the sauna created by athletes pumping and grunting for hours. We headed over to Cozumel for a breath of fresh air.
My friends ordered some margs, and I just ordered a light meal: "guacamole salad" and small cheese quesadilla. You can't mess up a quesadilla with just cheese, so that was most excellent. I was told the margs tasted like nail polish remover - YUM!
The guacamole salad was some watery (likely out of a pouch) guacamole and some watery lettuce. DO NOT order this. Biggest rip off of the century. It was $3.25 on the menu, which was reasonable, but the quality is sub-par so just keep your three dollars.
When I got my bill, I noticed my "guacamole salad" was over $5! WHAT! I could buy all the ingredients for an entire batch for that much, AND the menu said $3.25. My friends also had a bunch of price mix-ups.
We go to pay...and the cashier is yapping away on her personal cell phone and is very slow to take care of our group of six. We complain about the prices and she says the prices have changed. They didn't update the menu, but tried to pull a fast one. A few extra bucks here and there will add up. Luckily they corrected this.
This place is a rip-off. The food is not very good, so just cook some quesadillas at home.