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  • Damn you Hot Wok. Damn your sweet savory goodness (and badness). Some years back I entered college as a skinny 135lb freshman, and I exited 4 years later a 180lb man. I don't know if I can call it 'blame', but Hot Wok definitely contributed to the additional 45lbs I found at beautiful U of I (I also blame the all you can eat dorm food, but let's just concentrate on Hot Wok for now)... Where else can you stop by and get a styrofoam box stuffed full of rice and your choice of some choice tasty toppings like General's Chicken, Curry Chicken, yada yada for only $5. And everything here tastes so good... like they sprinkle bacon on everything... I never came here once without ordering the General's Chicken. My firstborn will either be named General's Chicken or Hot Wok or Andrew Jr. (one of the three, but I'm not sure which just yet). You'll probably have leftovers so you can store the rest in your little dorm fridge, but just know that whatever Hot Wok puts into the food to make it taste so good... also causes the food to congeal once it gets below room temperature... so you're apt to open the fridge and find something that more resembles head cheese than General's Chicken. But that head cheese still tastes good cold, so rejoice. Also, plan ahead, because you'll need at least a 1-2 hour nap after each Hot Wok meal, so try not to eat it right before class, or while you're studying for finals. Tip: When your jeans begin to start fitting too tightly your freshman year, don't throw them away, give them to the Salvation Army!
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