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| - Have a tiny car, a tiny ass, and enjoy paying the highest prices in the valley for the privilege of watching a movie at a reasonably convenient time? Well, have I got the theater for you!
I mean seriously, whoever drew these lines used SMART cars and Fiats to gauge the proper space size. It's comical to see people try to park anywhere near the theater, especially large vehicles. I suggest parking in front of men's warehouse.
Bring more money while you're at it. That 7pm date night movie sets you back 12.50 a piece. The popcorn is more expensive, tastes worse, and is smaller than any of the other theaters within 20 miles. The drinks are on par with the competition. They have an icee machine, which is why they have two stars.
By the time you've gotten your tix, popcorn, and drinks, you've paid about 8 dollars more than at the theaters 4 miles down (either direction). Luckily, it's worth it when you get in the hot theater with smaller seats than everyone other than Pollack.
Oh, wait. No it isn't. The only saving graces for this theater are the events they host (like RiffTrax) and the Icee machine. Which they probably stole from Circle K.
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